Ted Cruz for Senate – Not Again! – I am Satan

Do you know the difference between a dildo and a dong?

A dildo is a dick with balls.

A dong is a dick without balls–just like Ted “Rafael” Cruz!

Licensable picture: U.S. Senator Ted Cruz attends a Senate vote in Washington – Reuters ConnectMay 19, 2026
Licensable picture: U.S. Senator Ted Cruz attends a Senate vote in Washington Reuters Connect Read More
Sen Ted Cruz: The stakes are too high to ‘screw around’ – Fox NewsMay 19, 2026
Sen Ted Cruz: The stakes are too high to ‘screw around’ Fox News Read More
Ted Cruz gets all he can manage in heated exchange with TMZ reporter – rawstory.comMay 19, 2026
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Has Ted Cruz Given Spencer Pratt the ‘Kiss of Death?’ – Reality TeaMay 19, 2026
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Ted Cruz snaps as Dem invokes famous 2013 clash: ‘You’re not Dianne Feinstein’ – rawstory.comMay 19, 2026
Ted Cruz snaps as Dem invokes famous 2013 clash: ‘You’re not Dianne Feinstein’ rawstory.com Read More
Salazar, Klobuchar, Cruz, Dean Request Information on Implementation of TAKE IT DOWN Act – House.govMay 19, 2026
Salazar, Klobuchar, Cruz, Dean Request Information on Implementation of TAKE IT DOWN Act House.gov Read More

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