Ted Cruz for Senate - Not Again!

Do you know the difference between a dildo and a dong?

A dildo is a dick with balls.

A dong is a dick without balls–just like Ted “Rafael” Cruz!

• CNBC Excerpts: Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) Speaks with CNBC’s “Squawk Box” Today – CNBCJune 2, 2026

  CNBC Excerpts: Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) Speaks with CNBC’s “Squawk Box” Today  CNBC Read More 

• Sen. Ted Cruz on bipartisan college sports bill, midterm elections and Iran war latest – CNBCJune 2, 2026

  Sen. Ted Cruz on bipartisan college sports bill, midterm elections and Iran war latest  CNBC Read More 

• Blanche is set to return to Capitol Hill as Trump reconsiders plans for his $1.8 billion fund – WKMGJune 2, 2026

  Blanche is set to return to Capitol Hill as Trump reconsiders plans for his $1.8 billion fund  WKMG Read More 

• Abbott, Cruz, other bigwigs hail Galveston shipyard’s new mission – YahooJune 2, 2026

  Abbott, Cruz, other bigwigs hail Galveston shipyard’s new mission  Yahoo Read More 

• College sports begged for help. Ted Cruz’s 111-page answer adds more questions – USA TodayJune 2, 2026

  College sports begged for help. Ted Cruz’s 111-page answer adds more questions  USA Today Read More 

• SCOOP: Senate GOP rallies behind Ken Paxton – Washington ReporterJune 1, 2026

  SCOOP: Senate GOP rallies behind Ken Paxton  Washington Reporter Read More 

More News About Raphael (“Ted”) Cruz, the US Senator from Canada by way of Cuba

• Paxton and Platner visit Washington to shore up support for their controversial Senate candidacies – News4JAX
  June 2, 2026
• Ted Cruz Swats Away CNBC Grilling About Ken Paxton’s Past Scandal by Invoking Biden DOJ – Yahoo News UK
  June 2, 2026
• CNBC Excerpts: Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) Speaks with CNBC’s “Squawk Box” Today – CNBC
  June 2, 2026
• Ted Cruz Swats Away CNBC Grilling About Ken Paxton's Past Scandal by Invoking Biden DOJ – Yahoo
  June 2, 2026
• Ted Cruz College Football League? That sounds like a fox in the henhouse – USA Today
  June 2, 2026
• Sen. Ted Cruz on bipartisan college sports bill, midterm elections and Iran war latest – CNBC
  June 2, 2026
• Blanche is set to return to Capitol Hill as Trump reconsiders plans for his $1.8 billion fund – WKMG
  June 2, 2026
• Republican senators want more answers on $1.8 billion settlement fund as Trump considers its future – News4JAX
  June 2, 2026
• NY Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand, Texas Sen. Ted Cruz set friendly wager ahead of states’ showdown in NBA Finals – New York Post
  June 2, 2026
• Cruz and Coast Guard say China, Russia beating U.S. in Arctic – The Center Square
  June 2, 2026