Ted Cruz for Senate - Not Again!

Do you know the difference between a dildo and a dong?

A dildo is a dick with balls.

A dong is a dick without balls–just like Ted “Rafael” Cruz!

• College Sports Bill Makes for Strange Political Bedfellows – Front Office SportsJune 4, 2026

  College Sports Bill Makes for Strange Political Bedfellows  Front Office Sports Read More 

• ‘That’s A Real Thing’: Seth Meyers Gives Bonkers Reminder Of Ted Cruz’s Trump Reversal – YahooJune 4, 2026

  ‘That’s A Real Thing’: Seth Meyers Gives Bonkers Reminder Of Ted Cruz’s Trump Reversal  Yahoo Read More 

• Libertarian Ted Brown courts disaffected conservative voters in Texas’ U.S. Senate race – Houston Public MediaJune 4, 2026

  Libertarian Ted Brown courts disaffected conservative voters in Texas’ U.S. Senate race  Houston Public Media Read More 

• Expected Rep. Jon Bonck (R), Texas’ 38th District – SubstackJune 4, 2026

  Expected Rep. Jon Bonck (R), Texas’ 38th District  Substack Read More 

• Seth Meyers Drags Ted Cruz for Thinking Gas Prices Won’t Matter to Midterms: ‘Do You Not Have a Dad?’ | Video – TheWrapJune 4, 2026

  Seth Meyers Drags Ted Cruz for Thinking Gas Prices Won’t Matter to Midterms: ‘Do You Not Have a Dad?’ | Video  TheWrap Read More 

• Ted Cruz Is Defending Gay People Now? What Timeline Is This? – jezebel.comJune 4, 2026

  Ted Cruz Is Defending Gay People Now? What Timeline Is This?  jezebel.com Read More 

More News About Raphael (“Ted”) Cruz, the US Senator from Canada by way of Cuba

• ‘That's A Real Thing’: Seth Meyers Gives Bonkers Reminder Of Ted Cruz’s Trump Reversal – Yahoo News Malaysia
  June 4, 2026
• Ted Cruz Is Defending Gay People Now? What Timeline Is This? – jezebel.com
  June 4, 2026
• Expected Rep. Jon Bonck (R), Texas' 38th District – Substack
  June 4, 2026
• College Sports Bill Makes for Strange Political Bedfellows – Front Office Sports
  June 4, 2026
• Seth Meyers Drags Ted Cruz for Thinking Gas Prices Won't Matter to Midterms: 'Do You Not Have a Dad?' | Video – TheWrap
  June 4, 2026
• US Senator Ted Cruz claims the Polisario is a puppet of Iran and calls for it to be designated a terrorist organisation – Atalayar
  June 4, 2026
• Ted Cruz warns of impact of Polisario-Iran ties on Gibraltar shipping – Yabiladi.com
  June 4, 2026
• Nick Saban lends support to college sports bill as SEC, Big Ten push back – WRAL
  June 3, 2026
• Johnson, Cruz Reject Homophobic Post: Here’s a Closer Look at Their Views – Newsweek
  June 3, 2026
• Ted Cruz calls out GOP Rep. Andy Ogles’ ‘idiotic’ anti-gay statement – PinkNews
  June 3, 2026