Ted Cruz for Senate - Not Again!

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A dildo is a dick with balls.

A dong is a dick without balls–just like Ted “Rafael” Cruz!

• Ted Cruz pledges to protect NASA funding amid proposed budget cuts – SpaceApril 24, 2026

  Ted Cruz pledges to protect NASA funding amid proposed budget cuts  Space Read More 

• Ted Cruz – US Congress – OpenSecretsApril 23, 2026

  Ted Cruz – US Congress  OpenSecrets Read More 

• Trump floated the idea of a potential Spirit Airlines bailout, but Ted Cruz has a radically different take on it – Attack of the FanboyApril 23, 2026

  Trump floated the idea of a potential Spirit Airlines bailout, but Ted Cruz has a radically different take on it  Attack of the Fanboy Read More 

• Trump Faces Conservative Mutiny Over Potential $500M Spirit Airlines Bailout – NOTUS — News of the United StatesApril 23, 2026

  Trump Faces Conservative Mutiny Over Potential $500M Spirit Airlines Bailout  NOTUS — News of the United States Read More 

• Ted Cruz pours cold water on Trump admin plan to bail out Spirit Airlines: ‘TERRIBLE idea’ – Fox BusinessApril 23, 2026

  Ted Cruz pours cold water on Trump admin plan to bail out Spirit Airlines: ‘TERRIBLE idea’  Fox Business Read More 

• A plea to Texas Sen. Ted Cruz: Please act to keep kids safe online – San Antonio Express-NewsApril 23, 2026

  A plea to Texas Sen. Ted Cruz: Please act to keep kids safe online  San Antonio Express-News Read More 

More News About Raphael (“Ted”) Cruz, the US Senator from Canada by way of Cuba

• GOP Senate leader breaks silence over plan to fill SCOTUS vacancies ahead of 2026 midterms – AOL.com
  April 24, 2026
• GOP Lawmakers Are Pushing “Alarming” Bills to Shield Big Oil From Climate Liability – Mother Jones
  April 24, 2026
• Ted Cruz Pushes for U.S. to Recognize Somaliland Before Trump’s Departure – FTL Somalia
  April 24, 2026
• Ted Cruz pledges to protect NASA funding amid proposed budget cuts – Space
  April 24, 2026
• MAGA Ally Blasts Trump’s ‘Terrible’ Plan for Budget Airline – The Daily Beast
  April 24, 2026
• Trump Faces Conservative Mutiny Over Potential $500M Spirit Airlines Bailout – NOTUS — News of the United States
  April 24, 2026
• Trump floated the idea of a potential Spirit Airlines bailout, but Ted Cruz has a radically different take on it – Attack of the Fanboy
  April 23, 2026
• Ted Cruz pours cold water on Trump administration plan to bail out Spirit Airlines: 'TERRIBLE idea' – Fox Business
  April 23, 2026
• A plea to Texas Sen. Ted Cruz: Please act to keep kids safe online – San Antonio Express-News
  April 23, 2026
• Why Has ‘Christ Is King’ Become a Controversial Statement? – The New York Times
  April 23, 2026