Ted Cruz for Senate – Not Again! – I am Satan

Do you know the difference between a dildo and a dong?

A dildo is a dick with balls.

A dong is a dick without balls–just like Ted “Rafael” Cruz!

Prediction Markets for Texas Senate Election After Latest Poll – Federal News NetworkAugust 10, 2026
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Ted Cruz, other leaders to tour Toyota plant on south side – kens5.comAugust 10, 2026
Ted Cruz, other leaders to tour Toyota plant on south side kens5.com Read More
Ted Cruz’s college sports bill hangs in the balance as U.S. Senate scrambles ahead of August recess – KSATAugust 10, 2026
Ted Cruz’s college sports bill hangs in the balance as U.S. Senate scrambles ahead of August recess KSAT Read More
US Senate bill to strengthen first responders’ benefits – kvue.comAugust 10, 2026
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Lawmakers seek 100-foot buffer zone around houses of worship to protect prayer goers from protests – The ForwardAugust 10, 2026
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NIL bill advocates see goal line in sight after recess – Roll CallAugust 10, 2026
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