Ted Cruz for Senate - Not Again!

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A dildo is a dick with balls.

A dong is a dick without balls–just like Ted “Rafael” Cruz!

• ‘He Should Go to Jail’: Ted Cruz Lashes Out at Dr. Anthony Fauci During Tense Senate Hearing – AOL.comAugust 2, 2026

  ‘He Should Go to Jail’: Ted Cruz Lashes Out at Dr. Anthony Fauci During Tense Senate Hearing  AOL.com Read More 

• Belts for Everyone: Ted Cruz’s Ali Act Keeps Titles Unlimited – Boxing InsiderAugust 2, 2026

  Belts for Everyone: Ted Cruz’s Ali Act Keeps Titles Unlimited  Boxing Insider Read More 

• Lawmakers praise bipartisan efforts led by Trump admin to ‘protect college sports for future generations’ – Fox NewsAugust 2, 2026

  Lawmakers praise bipartisan efforts led by Trump admin to ‘protect college sports for future generations’  Fox News Read More 

• Ted Cruz Warns ‘America Is Facing a National Literacy Crisis,’ Pushes Bipartisan Bill to Overhaul Federal – benzinga.comAugust 2, 2026

  Ted Cruz Warns ‘America Is Facing a National Literacy Crisis,’ Pushes Bipartisan Bill to Overhaul Federal  benzinga.com Read More 

• This poll result should panic Paxton — and it’s not just that he’s losing | Opinion – star-telegram.comAugust 2, 2026

  This poll result should panic Paxton — and it’s not just that he’s losing | Opinion  star-telegram.com Read More 

• SEC and Big Ten agree to support bipartisan college sports bill after tense negotiations – New York PostAugust 1, 2026

  SEC and Big Ten agree to support bipartisan college sports bill after tense negotiations  New York Post Read More 

More News About Raphael (“Ted”) Cruz, the US Senator from Canada by way of Cuba

• Belts for Everyone: Ted Cruz’s Ali Act Keeps Titles Unlimited – Boxing Insider
  August 2, 2026
• Ted Cruz Warns 'America Is Facing a National Literacy Crisis,' Pushes Bipartisan Bill to Overhaul Federal – Benzinga
  August 2, 2026
• Talarico building a massive advantage with independents – Houston Chronicle
  August 1, 2026
• Texas voters stick with Ted Cruz in battle for US Senate seat – NBC 5 Dallas-Fort Worth
  August 1, 2026
• SEC, Big Ten add support to sports bill – The Arkansas Democrat-Gazette
  August 1, 2026
• SEC, Big Ten add long-missing support to college sports bill and revive its chances in the Senate – chron.com
  August 1, 2026
• SEC and Big Ten agree to support bipartisan college sports bill after tense negotiations – New York Post
  August 1, 2026
• Lawmakers praise bipartisan efforts led by Trump admin to ‘protect college sports for future generations’ – Fox News
  August 1, 2026
• SEC and Big Ten agree to support college sports bill after weeks of negotiations – Politico
  August 1, 2026
• Texarkana contractor secures $13M federal contract to ready Red River Army Depot for drone production – Texarkana Gazette
  July 31, 2026