Do you know the difference between a dildo and a dong?
A dildo is a dick with balls.
A dong is a dick without balls–just like Ted “Rafael” Cruz!
- Ted Cruz says threat to Texas has never been greater at O’Hare campaign event – Yahoo
- ‘Beat Ohio’ isn’t the gaffe some El-Sayed critics think it is | Insider – The Detroit News
- ‘Do you prefer people dying?’: Mark Cuban tells Ted Cruz a ‘true capitalist’ would raise taxes, slash healthcare costs – moneywise.com
- Senator Ted Cruz Calls NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani ‘the Single Most Powerful Democrat in the Country’ – Yahoo
- ‘That’s an Innovative Way to Ask’: J.D. Vance Says When Asked About Backing Ted Cruz or Pete Hegseth in 2028 – AOL.com
- Tarrant Republicans Rally Behind Tim O’Hare At Packed Grapevine Kickoff – Dallas Express