Do you know the difference between a dildo and a dong?
A dildo is a dick with balls.
A dong is a dick without balls–just like Ted “Rafael” Cruz!
- ESPN’s Cruz Control – status.news
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- Did Ted Cruz’s ‘GameDay’ interview create political dilemma for ESPN, ABC and Disney? – Yahoo
- Ted Cruz loudly booed during ‘College GameDay’ appearance – Yahoo Sports
- ESPN reportedly calls booking Ted Cruz on ‘College GameDay’ an ‘easy decision’ – Awful Announcing
- ‘You Suck!’: Ted Cruz Gets A Not-So-Warm Texas Welcome In Brutal Visit To Football Game – Yahoo News UK
- Ted Cruz Taunts Ohio State Fans After Texas’ Comeback Win – Yahoo Sports