Ted Cruz for Senate – Not Again! – I am Satan

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A dildo is a dick with balls.

A dong is a dick without balls–just like Ted “Rafael” Cruz!

Ted Cruz Says ‘Nobody Saw’ the Last Decade of Best Picture Winners and That The Godfather Wouldn’t Qualify Today. Both Claims Are Wrong – YahooApril 11, 2026
Ted Cruz Says ‘Nobody Saw’ the Last Decade of Best Picture Winners and That The Godfather Wouldn’t Qualify Today. Both Claims Are Wrong Yahoo Read More
‘Answer the question!’: Senators torch Soros-funded witness at fiery Minnesota Somali fraud hearing – The Economic TimesApril 11, 2026
‘Answer the question!’: Senators torch Soros-funded witness at fiery Minnesota Somali fraud hearing The Economic Times Read More
Canadian politician goes viral for using sprawling LGBT acronym critics compare to a Wi-Fi password – AOL.comApril 10, 2026
Canadian politician goes viral for using sprawling LGBT acronym critics compare to a Wi-Fi password AOL.com Read More
U.S. Senators Amy Klobuchar and Ted Cruz TAKE IT DOWN Act Leads to Conviction in Case Targeting AI-Generated Deepfakes – Sierra Sun TimesApril 10, 2026
U.S. Senators Amy Klobuchar and Ted Cruz TAKE IT DOWN Act Leads to Conviction in Case Targeting AI-Generated Deepfakes Sierra Sun Times Read More
Iran Defeated, Artemis II Inspires, and the Cost of Open Borders – iHeartApril 10, 2026
Iran Defeated, Artemis II Inspires, and the Cost of Open Borders iHeart Read More
Texas Senator Ted Cruz Speaks with Artemis Crew – Military.comApril 10, 2026
Texas Senator Ted Cruz Speaks with Artemis Crew Military.com Read More

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