Do you know the difference between a dildo and a dong?
A dildo is a dick with balls.
A dong is a dick without balls–just like Ted “Rafael” Cruz!
- ‘Deeply Worried’ Republican Senator Sounds Doomsday Alarm for Midterms – Yahoo
- Ted Cruz Praises Bill Maher’s Takedown of Trump on Real Time – Mediaite
- Low Republican Turnout In Early Midterm Voting Sets Off Alarm Bells For Ted Cruz: ‘We Could Lose Texas’ – News18
- RAW: FILE: TED CRUZ IF VOTES COUNTED TODAY WE WOULD LOSE – Local 3 News
- ‘That Was Funny as H*ll!’ Ted Cruz Praises Bill Maher’s Takedown of Trump and Tells Him He Agrees With Him More and More Every Day – Yahoo
- More than 7.4 million Texans voted early in 2026 election, nearly matching 2018 pace – KSAT