Ted Cruz for Senate - Not Again!

Do you know the difference between a dildo and a dong?

A dildo is a dick with balls.

A dong is a dick without balls–just like Ted “Rafael” Cruz!

• Ted Cruz – OpenSecretsApril 25, 2026

  Ted Cruz  OpenSecrets Read More 

• Cruz looks out for the oil and gas while constituents foot the bill | Letters – Austin American-StatesmanApril 25, 2026

  Cruz looks out for the oil and gas while constituents foot the bill | Letters  Austin American-Statesman Read More 

• Sen. Ted Cruz looks to prevent future Muleshoe Wildlife Refuge expansion – KWKT – FOX 44April 25, 2026

  Sen. Ted Cruz looks to prevent future Muleshoe Wildlife Refuge expansion  KWKT – FOX 44 Read More 

• Republican lawmakers attempt to shield big oil from climate lawsuits in ‘alarming’ bills – The GuardianApril 24, 2026

  Republican lawmakers attempt to shield big oil from climate lawsuits in ‘alarming’ bills  The Guardian Read More 

• Ted Cruz – US Congress – OpenSecretsApril 24, 2026

  Ted Cruz – US Congress  OpenSecrets Read More 

• Senator Ted Cruz oo sheegay in Trump uu Somaliland aqoonsan karo ka hor inta aanu xilka ka dagin – hiiraan.comApril 24, 2026

  Senator Ted Cruz oo sheegay in Trump uu Somaliland aqoonsan karo ka hor inta aanu xilka ka dagin  hiiraan.com Read More 

More News About Raphael (“Ted”) Cruz, the US Senator from Canada by way of Cuba

• Heated exchange between Sen. Cruz and Attorney General Garland – C-SPAN
  April 25, 2026
• Cruz looks out for the oil and gas while constituents foot the bill | Letters – Austin American-Statesman
  April 25, 2026
• Why has 'Christ is king' become a controversial statement? – Texarkana Gazette
  April 25, 2026
• Chuck Schumer 'Is Not A Creative Guy,' Says Ted Cruz, Predicts Democrats Will Shutdown Government Before Midterms – Yahoo
  April 24, 2026
• GOP Lawmakers Are Pushing “Alarming” Bills to Shield Big Oil From Climate Liability – Mother Jones
  April 24, 2026
• Social media erupts after Mamdani's far-left supporters turn on him over homeless shelter: 'Oops' – Yahoo
  April 24, 2026
• Ted Cruz pledges to protect NASA funding amid proposed budget cuts – Space
  April 24, 2026
• Trump floated the idea of a potential Spirit Airlines bailout, but Ted Cruz has a radically different take on it – Attack of the Fanboy
  April 23, 2026
• ‘Terrible idea’: GOP senators bad-mouth possible White House move – NJ.com
  April 23, 2026
• Ted Cruz pours cold water on Trump administration plan to bail out Spirit Airlines: 'TERRIBLE idea' – Fox Business
  April 23, 2026