Ted Cruz for Senate - Not Again!

Do you know the difference between a dildo and a dong?

A dildo is a dick with balls.

A dong is a dick without balls–just like Ted “Rafael” Cruz!

• Senator says key piece of college sports legislation ‘probably’ has 60 votes to clear upper chamber – MyNorthwest.comJuly 20, 2026

  Senator says key piece of college sports legislation ‘probably’ has 60 votes to clear upper chamber  MyNorthwest.com Read More 

• Hunter Biden speculates on Ted Cruz’s “kinky” sex life in bizarre chat about DC’s “closetocracy” – LGBTQ NationJuly 20, 2026

  Hunter Biden speculates on Ted Cruz’s “kinky” sex life in bizarre chat about DC’s “closetocracy”  LGBTQ Nation Read More 

• The Jawbone Act aims to curb government power plays, but can it work? – The HillJuly 20, 2026

  The Jawbone Act aims to curb government power plays, but can it work?  The Hill Read More 

• What are the odds that Ted Cruz can rescue college football? | Opinion – Houston ChronicleJuly 20, 2026

  What are the odds that Ted Cruz can rescue college football? | Opinion  Houston Chronicle Read More 

• Exclusive / Senators confront their closing window to reshape college sports – SemaforJuly 20, 2026

  Exclusive / Senators confront their closing window to reshape college sports  Semafor Read More 

• ‘It May Be Gay, It May Not Be Gay’: Hunter Biden Calls Ted Cruz ‘Really Kinky’ In Wild Interview – Yahoo News AustraliaJuly 19, 2026

  ‘It May Be Gay, It May Not Be Gay’: Hunter Biden Calls Ted Cruz ‘Really Kinky’ In Wild Interview  Yahoo News Australia Read More 

More News About Raphael (“Ted”) Cruz, the US Senator from Canada by way of Cuba

• Hunter Biden Targets Ted Cruz in Explosive Podcast: ‘Really, Really Kinky’ – Yahoo
  July 20, 2026
• Hunter Biden says he gets a ‘really, really kinky’ vibe from this MAGA lawmaker – Yahoo
  July 20, 2026
• Hunter Biden speculates on Ted Cruz's "kinky" sex life in bizarre chat about DC's "closetocracy" – LGBTQ Nation
  July 20, 2026
• The Jawbone Act aims to curb government power plays, but can it work? – The Hill
  July 20, 2026
• What are the odds that Ted Cruz can rescue college football? | Opinion – Houston Chronicle
  July 20, 2026
• Exclusive / Senators confront their closing window to reshape college sports – Semafor
  July 20, 2026
• ‘It May Be Gay, It May Not Be Gay’: Hunter Biden Calls Ted Cruz ‘Really Kinky’ In Wild Interview – HuffPost
  July 20, 2026
• Will there be a James Talarico-Ken Paxton debate, and how much would it matter? – Austin American-Statesman
  July 19, 2026
• Hunter Biden Says Ted Cruz Is Among the ‘Top 3 MAGA Laptops’ He Wants Revealed – TheWrap
  July 18, 2026
• Hunter Biden Gets ‘Really Kinky’ Vibe From Ted Cruz: ‘It May Be Gay, It May Not Be Gay’ – Yahoo
  July 18, 2026