Ted Cruz for Senate – Not Again! – I am Satan

Do you know the difference between a dildo and a dong?

A dildo is a dick with balls.

A dong is a dick without balls–just like Ted “Rafael” Cruz!

Press Release: Sens. Ted Cruz and Ted Budd, Rep. Nathaniel Moran Propose Legislation to Hold Sponsors of Violent Protests Accountable – Quiver QuantitativeMarch 5, 2026
Press Release: Sens. Ted Cruz and Ted Budd, Rep. Nathaniel Moran Propose Legislation to Hold Sponsors of Violent Protests Accountable Quiver Quantitative Read More
Sen. Cruz, Budd, Rep. Moran Introduce Bill to Hold Sponsors of Violent Protests Accountable – EastTexasRadio.comMarch 5, 2026
Sen. Cruz, Budd, Rep. Moran Introduce Bill to Hold Sponsors of Violent Protests Accountable EastTexasRadio.com Read More
James Talarico will win Texas Senate Democratic nomination over Jasmine Crockett – ABC7 ChicagoMarch 5, 2026
James Talarico will win Texas Senate Democratic nomination over Jasmine Crockett ABC7 Chicago Read More
Rep. Julie Johnson heads to Democratic primary runoff in Texas against predecessor Colin Allred – NBC NewsMarch 5, 2026
Rep. Julie Johnson heads to Democratic primary runoff in Texas against predecessor Colin Allred NBC News Read More
U.S. Senators Katie Britt, Ted Cruz Hold Press Conference on Trey’s Law, Legislation Seeking to Void NDAs that Silence Child Sexual Abuse Survivors – U.S. Senate (.gov)March 5, 2026
U.S. Senators Katie Britt, Ted Cruz Hold Press Conference on Trey’s Law, Legislation Seeking to Void NDAs that Silence Child Sexual Abuse Survivors U.S. Senate (.gov) Read More
Katie Britt, Ted Cruz takes Trey’s Law to Washington, credits Alabama lawmakers for leading the way – Yellowhammer NewsMarch 5, 2026
Katie Britt, Ted Cruz takes Trey’s Law to Washington, credits Alabama lawmakers for leading the way Yellowhammer News Read More

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