Ted Cruz for Senate - Not Again!

Do you know the difference between a dildo and a dong?

A dildo is a dick with balls.

A dong is a dick without balls–just like Ted “Rafael” Cruz!

• Trump administration appears to back off $1.8 billion ‘anti-weaponization’ fund after rare GOP backlash – YahooJune 1, 2026

  Trump administration appears to back off $1.8 billion ‘anti-weaponization’ fund after rare GOP backlash  Yahoo Read More 

• US Senators Make Surprising Wager Ahead of Knicks-Spurs NBA Finals – heavy.comJune 1, 2026

  US Senators Make Surprising Wager Ahead of Knicks-Spurs NBA Finals  heavy.com Read More 

• Davie Defense Kicks Off $1 Billion Shipyard Revamp at Gulf Copper – The Maritime ExecutiveJune 1, 2026

  Davie Defense Kicks Off $1 Billion Shipyard Revamp at Gulf Copper  The Maritime Executive Read More 

• Sen. Cantwell, Ted Cruz strike deal to ‘protect college spor… – Moscow-Pullman Daily NewsJune 1, 2026

  Sen. Cantwell, Ted Cruz strike deal to ‘protect college spor…  Moscow-Pullman Daily News Read More 

• Texas leaders visit shipyard tapped to battle Russian, Chinese influence – ChronJune 1, 2026

  Texas leaders visit shipyard tapped to battle Russian, Chinese influence  Chron Read More 

• Tensions linger between Republicans and White House over the ‘anti-weaponization’ fund – The Edwardsville IntelligencerJune 1, 2026

  Tensions linger between Republicans and White House over the ‘anti-weaponization’ fund  The Edwardsville Intelligencer Read More 

More News About Raphael (“Ted”) Cruz, the US Senator from Canada by way of Cuba

• Trump reconsidering $1.8 billion fund, AP source says, as Justice Department temporarily pauses it – Dallas News
  June 2, 2026
• LSU officials say they did not authorize use of their name to support Ted Cruz and Maria Cantwell's college sports bill – On3
  June 2, 2026
• Sen. Ted Cruz announces Saban, others for college sports legislation hearing, calls it a win – AL.com
  June 1, 2026
• US Senators Make Surprising Wager Ahead of Knicks-Spurs NBA Finals – heavy.com
  June 1, 2026
• Davie Defense Kicks Off $1 Billion Shipyard Revamp at Gulf Copper – The Maritime Executive
  June 1, 2026
• Abbott, Cruz stop by Galveston shipyard to salute $1 billion deal – Chron
  June 1, 2026
• Tensions linger between Republicans and White House over the 'anti-weaponization' fund – The Edwardsville Intelligencer
  June 1, 2026
• ACC, Big 12 Commissioners Show Support For Protect College Sports Act Ahead of Senate Hearing – SwimSwam
  June 1, 2026
• Tensions linger between Republicans and White House over the ‘anti-weaponization’ fund – Chicago Tribune
  June 1, 2026
• Portal: Senate versus House on NIL – Punchbowl News
  June 1, 2026