Ted Cruz for Senate – Not Again! – I am Satan

Do you know the difference between a dildo and a dong?

A dildo is a dick with balls.

A dong is a dick without balls–just like Ted “Rafael” Cruz!

Ted Cruz said what? It’s a Pride Month miracle. | Thumbs – Houston ChronicleJune 6, 2026
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Sen. Ted Cruz partners with Democrats to protect military bases like Ellington from mission change – San Antonio Express-NewsJune 6, 2026
Sen. Ted Cruz partners with Democrats to protect military bases like Ellington from mission change San Antonio Express-News Read More
Ted Cruz dismisses Iran war’s economic impacts on midterms – KMPHJune 5, 2026
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Ted Cruz Shoots Down Republican’s Claim Homosexuals Have ‘No Place’ in America – MediaiteJune 5, 2026
Ted Cruz Shoots Down Republican’s Claim Homosexuals Have ‘No Place’ in America Mediaite Read More
‘I’ve seen no data’: Ted Cruz says rising gas prices tied to the Iran conflict won’t be a major factor in the midterms – We Got This CoveredJune 5, 2026
‘I’ve seen no data’: Ted Cruz says rising gas prices tied to the Iran conflict won’t be a major factor in the midterms We Got This Covered Read More
SEC’s Sankey says superleague idea ‘not consistent with the truth’ – WSLSJune 5, 2026
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