Ted Cruz for Senate - Not Again!

Do you know the difference between a dildo and a dong?

A dildo is a dick with balls.

A dong is a dick without balls–just like Ted “Rafael” Cruz!

• You can now legally request revenge and deepfake porn to be taken down. Here’s how – CNNMay 21, 2026

  You can now legally request revenge and deepfake porn to be taken down. Here’s how  CNN Read More 

• ‘BAN THEM FOREVER!’: Ted Cruz explodes over insider leaks, rigged games and America’s sports betting – The Economic TimesMay 21, 2026

  ‘BAN THEM FOREVER!’: Ted Cruz explodes over insider leaks, rigged games and America’s sports betting  The Economic Times Read More 

• Harry Enten Reveals Why Republicans Are ‘Running Scared’ Over A Once-Safe Senate Seat – HuffPostMay 21, 2026

  Harry Enten Reveals Why Republicans Are ‘Running Scared’ Over A Once-Safe Senate Seat  HuffPost Read More 

• Ted Cruz backs Taiwan, says China is biggest threat to US – Taiwan NewsMay 20, 2026

  Ted Cruz backs Taiwan, says China is biggest threat to US  Taiwan News Read More 

• MAGA Senator Scurries Into Elevator to Dodge Slush Fund Question – YahooMay 20, 2026

  MAGA Senator Scurries Into Elevator to Dodge Slush Fund Question  Yahoo Read More 

• MTG And Massie Turn On Ted Cruz After His Sharp Jab At Massie’s Kentucky Defeat – The Kenya TimesMay 20, 2026

  MTG And Massie Turn On Ted Cruz After His Sharp Jab At Massie’s Kentucky Defeat  The Kenya Times Read More 

More News About Raphael (“Ted”) Cruz, the US Senator from Canada by way of Cuba

• Lawmakers eye prediction markets amid insider trading, gambling addiction fears – Baltimore Sun
  May 21, 2026
• 'BAN THEM FOREVER!': Ted Cruz explodes over insider leaks, rigged games and America’s sports betting – The Economic Times
  May 21, 2026
• Harry Enten Reveals Why Republicans Are 'Running Scared' Over A Once-Safe Senate Seat – HuffPost
  May 21, 2026
• SEN. CRUZ: Senate Judiciary Committee Passes 'John Barnes Act' to Strengthen Public Safety Officers' Benefits – texasinsider
  May 20, 2026
• Prediction markets firms take heat in Senate Commerce hearing scrutinizing surge – CoinDesk
  May 20, 2026
• Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Responds to Ted Cruz Calling Her a ‘Parasite’ Over Her Stance on Billionaires – AOL.com
  May 20, 2026
• Ted Cruz Barks At Prediction Market Boom: 'We Want Athletes Competing On Merit' – Benzinga
  May 20, 2026
• Lawmakers eye prediction markets like Kalshi amid insider trading, gambling addiction fears – KRCR
  May 20, 2026
• Lawmakers eye prediction markets like Kalshi amid insider trading, gambling addiction fears – WBFF
  May 20, 2026
• MTG And Massie Turn On Ted Cruz After His Sharp Jab At Massie’s Kentucky Defeat – The Kenya Times
  May 20, 2026