Ted Cruz for Senate - Not Again!

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A dildo is a dick with balls.

A dong is a dick without balls–just like Ted “Rafael” Cruz!

• Arm The Resistance: Texas Sen. Ted Cruz Eyes Regime Collapse As GOP Splits Over Iran Strategy – AOL.comAugust 9, 2026

  Arm The Resistance: Texas Sen. Ted Cruz Eyes Regime Collapse As GOP Splits Over Iran Strategy  AOL.com Read More 

• Sen Cruz: Objective in Iran should be ‘regime collapse’ – Fox NewsAugust 9, 2026

  Sen Cruz: Objective in Iran should be ‘regime collapse’  Fox News Read More 

• Republican U.S. Senator Ted Cruz Introduces Bill to Protect Americans’ Right to Worship – Sierra Sun TimesAugust 9, 2026

  Republican U.S. Senator Ted Cruz Introduces Bill to Protect Americans’ Right to Worship  Sierra Sun Times Read More 

• Senate adjourns without vote on college sports bill – The Mighty 790 KFGOAugust 8, 2026

  Senate adjourns without vote on college sports bill  The Mighty 790 KFGO Read More 

• Senators tease Donald Trump signing Protect College Sports Act on ESPN’s ‘College GameDay’ – Awful AnnouncingAugust 8, 2026

  Senators tease Donald Trump signing Protect College Sports Act on ESPN’s ‘College GameDay’  Awful Announcing Read More 

• Ted Cruz on Jesse Watters – FOX 26 HoustonAugust 8, 2026

  Ted Cruz on Jesse Watters  FOX 26 Houston Read More 

More News About Raphael (“Ted”) Cruz, the US Senator from Canada by way of Cuba

• Republican U.S. Senator Ted Cruz Introduces Bill to Protect Americans' Right to Worship – Sierra Sun Times
  August 9, 2026
• Senators tease Donald Trump signing Protect College Sports Act on ESPN's 'College GameDay' – Awful Announcing
  August 8, 2026
• Senate adjourns without vote on college sports bill – WTVB
  August 8, 2026
• College sports bill doesn't get vote, but does get spot on the Senate's September calendar – KSAT
  August 8, 2026
• Sen Cruz: Objective in Iran should be ‘regime collapse’ – Fox News
  August 7, 2026
• Arm The Resistance: Texas Sen. Ted Cruz Eyes Regime Collapse As GOP Splits Over Iran Strategy – AOL.com
  August 7, 2026
• Ted Cruz’s college sports bill hangs in the balance as U.S. Senate scrambles ahead of August recess – News From The States
  August 7, 2026
• Ted Cruz’s college sports bill left in limbo as U.S. Senate takes August recess – The Texas Tribune
  August 7, 2026
• Ted Cruz urges US to arm Iranians to fight their government to achieve ‘regime collapse’ – Fox News
  August 7, 2026
• Dana Milbank: Ted Cruz Threw an Islamophobic Party — And Nobody Showed Up – News of the United States – NOTUS
  August 7, 2026