Do you know the difference between a dildo and a dong?
A dildo is a dick with balls.
A dong is a dick without balls–just like Ted “Rafael” Cruz!
- Senator Ted Cruz Questions Relevance of Media Ownership Caps in Digital Age at Senate Hearing – Hoodline
- Senator Ted Cruz Urges House to Pass ROTOR Act on Aviation Disaster Anniversary to Enhance Sky Safety Standards – Hoodline
- Ted Cruz says acquiring Greenland is ‘overwhelmingly’ in US interests – KATV
- Sen. Ted Cruz against idea of college athletes as employees – ESPN
- Ted Cruz defends flight from Texas ahead of winter storm – FOX 56 News
- What I’m Hearing: The Casey Affair, Ted Cruz’s Set Visit & D.O.J.’s Call Sheet – Puck