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Texas Senator Ted Cruz Is Mad That People Keep Pointing Out How Unqualified Trump’s Administration Is – The Mary SueMarch 30, 2026
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WHAT THEY’RE SAYING: CPAC Crowd “Made Their Feelings about Mr. Cornyn Known” As They Booed “Again… And Again” – dscc.orgMarch 30, 2026
WHAT THEY’RE SAYING: CPAC Crowd “Made Their Feelings about Mr. Cornyn Known” As They Booed “Again… And Again” dscc.org Read More
‘Answer the question!’: Senators torch Soros-funded witness at fiery Minnesota Somali fraud hearing – The Economic TimesMarch 30, 2026
‘Answer the question!’: Senators torch Soros-funded witness at fiery Minnesota Somali fraud hearing The Economic Times Read More
Lindsey Graham Lives It Up at Disney World During Partial Government Shutdown – TMZMarch 30, 2026
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The top moments from this year’s CPAC conference in Texas – ClickOnDetroit | WDIV Local 4March 30, 2026
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The Media Line: CPAC Highlights President Trump’s Agenda, Immigration Policy, Iran War as Pahlavi Calls for Regime Change – Taylorville Daily NewsMarch 30, 2026
The Media Line: CPAC Highlights President Trump’s Agenda, Immigration Policy, Iran War as Pahlavi Calls for Regime Change Taylorville Daily News Read More

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