Ted Cruz for Senate - Not Again!

Do you know the difference between a dildo and a dong?

A dildo is a dick with balls.

A dong is a dick without balls–just like Ted “Rafael” Cruz!

• Ted Cruz, Texas Republicans honor Lindsey Graham after death – ChronJuly 12, 2026

  Ted Cruz, Texas Republicans honor Lindsey Graham after death  Chron Read More 

• Texas Republicans Ted Cruz, Michael McCaul post tributes to Lindsey Graham after senator’s death – Houston ChronicleJuly 12, 2026

  Texas Republicans Ted Cruz, Michael McCaul post tributes to Lindsey Graham after senator’s death  Houston Chronicle Read More 

• Huge 2028 GOP move predicted as one hopeful ‘sees the writing on the wall’ in new poll – YahooJuly 11, 2026

  Huge 2028 GOP move predicted as one hopeful ‘sees the writing on the wall’ in new poll  Yahoo Read More 

• Ted Cruz-aligned group blasts Florida’s Fishback in ad targeting antisemitism – AxiosJuly 11, 2026

  Ted Cruz-aligned group blasts Florida’s Fishback in ad targeting antisemitism  Axios Read More 

• RAW: President Trump Jokes About Nominating Ted Cruz to the Supreme Court – KIMTJuly 10, 2026

  RAW: President Trump Jokes About Nominating Ted Cruz to the Supreme Court  KIMT Read More 

• Trump Reveals The 1 Reason Democrats Would Happily Put Ted Cruz On The Supreme Court – YahooJuly 10, 2026

  Trump Reveals The 1 Reason Democrats Would Happily Put Ted Cruz On The Supreme Court  Yahoo Read More 

More News About Raphael (“Ted”) Cruz, the US Senator from Canada by way of Cuba

• Colleagues, leaders pay tribute to Lindsey Graham – KFOR
  July 12, 2026
• Lindsey Graham, Proud War Hawk, Has Died. Here He Is in His Own Words – Zeteo
  July 12, 2026
• Ted Cruz, Texas Republicans honor Lindsey Graham after death – Chron
  July 12, 2026
• Texas Republicans Ted Cruz, Michael McCaul post tributes to Lindsey Graham after senator's death – Houston Chronicle
  July 12, 2026
• Ted Cruz-aligned group blasts Florida's Fishback in ad targeting antisemitism – Axios
  July 12, 2026
• Ted Cruz says Talarico has chance to flip Texas, what polls show – MSN
  July 11, 2026
• Sen. Cruz Welcomes Aaron Reitz as U.S. Attorney for Texas’ Southern District – Texas Border Business
  July 10, 2026
• Ted Cruz Says Talarico Has ‘Chance’ to Flip Texas, What Polls Show – Newsweek
  July 10, 2026
• Ted Cruz says Talarico has ‘a real chance’ against Paxton in U.S. Senate election – Austin American-Statesman
  July 10, 2026
• Ted Cruz Makes Surprise Admission About James Talarico – Yahoo
  July 10, 2026