Ted Cruz for Senate - Not Again!

Do you know the difference between a dildo and a dong?

A dildo is a dick with balls.

A dong is a dick without balls–just like Ted “Rafael” Cruz!

• ‘Not Fair or Right’ — Ted Cruz Targets LSU’s Lane Kiffin in Bipartisan Sports Bill – Yahoo SportsMay 28, 2026

  ‘Not Fair or Right’ — Ted Cruz Targets LSU’s Lane Kiffin in Bipartisan Sports Bill  Yahoo Sports Read More 

• Senator Ted Cruz Intensifies Push for Somaliland Independence Recognition – streamlinefeed.co.keMay 28, 2026

  Senator Ted Cruz Intensifies Push for Somaliland Independence Recognition  streamlinefeed.co.ke Read More 

• Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas AP26144620862789 – WCCB CharlotteMay 28, 2026

  Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas AP26144620862789  WCCB Charlotte Read More 

• How the latest congressional effort to ‘save’ college sports could impact Nevada and MW – Nevada Sports NetMay 28, 2026

  How the latest congressional effort to ‘save’ college sports could impact Nevada and MW  Nevada Sports Net Read More 

• How college sports could change with US Senate bill Ted Cruz, Maria Cantwell plan to introduce – AOL.comMay 28, 2026

  How college sports could change with US Senate bill Ted Cruz, Maria Cantwell plan to introduce  AOL.com Read More 

• Ted Cruz Blasts Gavin Newsom Over California Gas Prices – YahooMay 28, 2026

  Ted Cruz Blasts Gavin Newsom Over California Gas Prices  Yahoo Read More 

More News About Raphael (“Ted”) Cruz, the US Senator from Canada by way of Cuba

• ‘Not Fair or Right’ — Ted Cruz Targets LSU’s Lane Kiffin in Bipartisan Sports Bill – Yahoo Sports
  May 28, 2026
• Ted Cruz, Maria Cantwell introduce college sports reform bill – Seattle Red
  May 28, 2026
• Key Sens. Cruz, Cantwell look to break college sports logjam in Congress with a bipartisan bill – Bedford Gazette
  May 28, 2026
• How college sports could change with US Senate bill Ted Cruz, Maria Cantwell plan to introduce – IndyStar
  May 28, 2026
• Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas AP26144620862789 – WCCB Charlotte
  May 28, 2026
• Maria Cantwell, Ted Cruz strike deal to 'protect college sports' by regulating pay, transfers and more – The Spokesman-Review
  May 28, 2026
• Can Talarico really flip Texas, or are Democrats just dreaming? – MSN
  May 28, 2026
• Senate panel releases NIL bill, plans hearing – Roll Call
  May 27, 2026
• Key Sens. Cruz, Cantwell look to break college sports logjam in Congress with a bipartisan bill – New Castle News
  May 27, 2026
• How the latest congressional effort to 'save' college sports could impact Nevada and MW – Nevada Sports Net
  May 27, 2026