Ted Cruz for Senate - Not Again!

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A dildo is a dick with balls.

A dong is a dick without balls–just like Ted “Rafael” Cruz!

• Defense: House starts moving on ALERT – Punchbowl NewsMarch 26, 2026

  Defense: House starts moving on ALERT  Punchbowl News Read More 

• Senator Ted Cruz says antisemitism is ‘gaining real purchase’ among young conservatives – YahooMarch 26, 2026

  Senator Ted Cruz says antisemitism is ‘gaining real purchase’ among young conservatives  Yahoo Read More 

• Senate GOP says Trump signals shift to backing DHS compromise with Democrats – The HillMarch 26, 2026

  Senate GOP says Trump signals shift to backing DHS compromise with Democrats  The Hill Read More 

• Ted Cruz, on DHS shutdown, urges ‘let’s fund ICE for the next decade’ – Fox NewsMarch 26, 2026

  Ted Cruz, on DHS shutdown, urges ‘let’s fund ICE for the next decade’  Fox News Read More 

• Sen Ted Cruz argues that ‘Democrats are putting every American at risk’ with DHS shutdown – Fox NewsMarch 26, 2026

  Sen Ted Cruz argues that ‘Democrats are putting every American at risk’ with DHS shutdown  Fox News Read More 

• Patrick creates state committee on religious liberty – The Center SquareMarch 26, 2026

  Patrick creates state committee on religious liberty  The Center Square Read More 

More News About Raphael (“Ted”) Cruz, the US Senator from Canada by way of Cuba

• Republicans struggling with bigotry among younger conservatives: ‘We don’t think Hitler is, like, the worst person ever’ – The Independent
  March 26, 2026
• Defense: House starts moving on ALERT – Punchbowl News
  March 26, 2026
• Senator Ted Cruz says antisemitism is 'gaining real purchase' among young conservatives – Yahoo
  March 26, 2026
• Sen Ted Cruz argues that ‘Democrats are putting every American at risk’ with DHS shutdown – Yahoo
  March 26, 2026
• Sen Ted Cruz argues that ‘Democrats are putting every American at risk’ with DHS shutdown – Fox News
  March 26, 2026
• Ted Cruz, on DHS shutdown, urges ‘let's fund ICE for the next decade’ – Fox News
  March 26, 2026
• CPAC convention underway in Grapevine as participants debate ideas, stress unity – Dallas News
  March 26, 2026
• Jimmy Kimmel Called Out ‘Working-Class’ Markwayne Mullin With $65M Net Worth—Ted Cruz Fires Back – inquisitr.com
  March 26, 2026
• Ted Cruz moves to challenge legal protections for the tech industry – Houston Chronicle
  March 26, 2026
• Previously, on SGA: Sen. Ted Cruz gives SGA a crash course on how to ‘fly away’ from conflict – Trinitonian
  March 26, 2026