Ted Cruz for Senate – Not Again! – I am Satan

Do you know the difference between a dildo and a dong?

A dildo is a dick with balls.

A dong is a dick without balls–just like Ted “Rafael” Cruz!

UH Poll: Talarico Leads Paxton by 22 Points in Harris County – The TexanOctober 13, 2026
UH Poll: Talarico Leads Paxton by 22 Points in Harris County The Texan Read More
US Senate report says spending on consultants for internet subsidy program tops $200 million annually – Central Oregon DailyOctober 13, 2026
US Senate report says spending on consultants for internet subsidy program tops $200 million annually Central Oregon Daily Read More
Jack Smith appears for Senate Judiciary Committee hearing in Washington – The Lufkin Daily NewsOctober 13, 2026
Jack Smith appears for Senate Judiciary Committee hearing in Washington The Lufkin Daily News Read More
US Senate report says spending on consultants for internet subsidy program tops $200 million annually – Tacoma News TribuneOctober 13, 2026
US Senate report says spending on consultants for internet subsidy program tops $200 million annually Tacoma News Tribune Read More
US Senate report says spending on consultants for internet subsidy program tops $200 million annually – Raleigh News & ObserverOctober 13, 2026
US Senate report says spending on consultants for internet subsidy program tops $200 million annually Raleigh News & Observer Read More
Ted Cruz Slams California Democrats for Not Delivering Universal Health Care, Says ‘Wild-Eyed Socialists’ Admitted They Couldn’t Afford It: ‘Nobody Is Stopping Them’ – YahooOctober 12, 2026
Ted Cruz Slams California Democrats for Not Delivering Universal Health Care, Says ‘Wild-Eyed Socialists’ Admitted They Couldn’t Afford It: ‘Nobody Is Stopping Them’ Yahoo Read More

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