Do you know the difference between a dildo and a dong?
A dildo is a dick with balls.
A dong is a dick without balls–just like Ted “Rafael” Cruz!
- Ted Cruz Claims ‘Threat of Terrorist Attack Is Higher Now’ After Saying ‘America Is Much, Much Safer’ Because of Ayatollah’s Killing – Yahoo
- Editorial: From banning deepfake porn to NDAs, Ted Cruz is cracking down on child predators – The Daily Gazette
- Cruz Forecasts Iran Leadership Overhaul Within Weeks As Strikes Degrade Defenses – Yahoo
- Press Release: Senators Cruz, Cotton, and Scott Propose Bill to Designate Polisario Front as Terrorist Organization – Quiver Quantitative
- Ted Cruz sparks outrage as he claims the phrase ‘Christ is King’ is antisemitic – Daily Mail
- Tucker Carlson Echoes MAGA Voters ‘Upset’ With Trump: ‘I Can’t Believe He Did This To Us’ – Mediaite