Do you know the difference between a dildo and a dong?
A dildo is a dick with balls.
A dong is a dick without balls–just like Ted “Rafael” Cruz!
- Ted Cruz’s grim prediction for Republicans if the midterm election were held today – Daily Mail
- “Hold My Salary”: Ted Cruz Refuses Pay While Democrats Leave DHS Workers In The Lurch – Dallas Express
- Ted Cruz’s offer to Dems to end the shutdown might not be the deal they want – Houston Chronicle
- Texas Sen. Ted Cruz asks Senate to hold salary amid partial government shutdown – KVUE
- Ted Cruz Halts Salary: Drastic Move Amid DHS Shutdown Crisis | NewsRadio 1080 KRLD – Audacy
- US senator joins Ted Cruz bill designating Polisario as terrorist group – Yabiladi.com