Ted Cruz for Senate - Not Again!

Do you know the difference between a dildo and a dong?

A dildo is a dick with balls.

A dong is a dick without balls–just like Ted “Rafael” Cruz!

• ‘Texas is blue’: Cruz confronts a political upheaval, charts a GOP comeback – Dallas NewsNovember 6, 2026

  ‘Texas is blue’: Cruz confronts a political upheaval, charts a GOP comeback  Dallas News Read More 

• Ted Cruz slams Trump’s tariffs and says Iran war needs to end – Houston ChronicleNovember 6, 2026

  Ted Cruz slams Trump’s tariffs and says Iran war needs to end  Houston Chronicle Read More 

• Vance, Cruz and DeSantis diagnose GOP’s midterm disaster as battle over party’s future begins – Fox NewsNovember 6, 2026

  Vance, Cruz and DeSantis diagnose GOP’s midterm disaster as battle over party’s future begins  Fox News Read More 

• Vance takes GOP hits as DeSantis, Cruz emerge as early GOP winners for 2028 – The HillNovember 6, 2026

  Vance takes GOP hits as DeSantis, Cruz emerge as early GOP winners for 2028  The Hill Read More 

• Ted Cruz Has A Literal Sob Story About Voters At Best Buy And People Have Thoughts – YahooNovember 6, 2026

  Ted Cruz Has A Literal Sob Story About Voters At Best Buy And People Have Thoughts  Yahoo Read More 

• The race for 2028 is on as Republicans unpack midterm disaster – Bergen RecordNovember 6, 2026

  The race for 2028 is on as Republicans unpack midterm disaster  Bergen Record Read More 

More News About Raphael (“Ted”) Cruz, the US Senator from Canada by way of Cuba

• 'Texas is blue': Cruz confronts a political upheaval, charts a GOP comeback – Dallas News
  November 6, 2026
• Ted Cruz Has A Literal Sob Story About Voters At Best Buy And People Have Thoughts – HuffPost
  November 6, 2026
• Vance takes GOP hits as DeSantis, Cruz emerge as early GOP winners for 2028 – The Hill
  November 6, 2026
• Vance, Cruz and DeSantis diagnose GOP's midterm disaster as battle over party's future begins – Fox News
  November 6, 2026
• Ted Cruz: Midterm was an 'ass-kicking' for Republicans – NBC News
  November 6, 2026
• ‘The Daily Show’ Rips Ted Cruz for His ‘Dramatic’ Response to Democrats’ Midterm Wins – TheWrap
  November 6, 2026
• Senator Ted Cruz joins groundbreaking for B-21 facility at Dyess Air Force Base – KTXS
  November 6, 2026
• Texas Sen. Ted Cruz, the only statewide elected Republican left in Texas after Tuesday's elections, said Texas had not had a Democratic governor since 1994 or a Democratic senator since 1993. Full details in the comments. – Facebook
  November 6, 2026
• Sen Ted Cruz: If you’re failing at the kitchen table, you’re not getting the job done – Fox News
  November 6, 2026
• Ted Cruz: "I will say to every elected Republican: We need to listen to what the voters' said, listen to their frustration, and be working to lower gas prices, food prices, interest rates. Help people succeed and provide for their families." – X
  November 6, 2026